I'm not the one making your choices for you. You want to not hurt him? You tell him you're done. It's not my job to protect you from your own shitty choices. He likes you, and I trust him, so I'm gonna do my best to like you, too. He's not wrong about people.
If you hurt him on purpose, though? I'll duct tape you to a chair and make you listen to Miley Cyrus on repeat while I skin you with my teeth. I can't kill you? Fucking good, D. Just gives me more to work with. I can eat a human in four minutes flat, bet I could chew you apart six or seven times before I got full. [The warmest smile] Don't forget the popcorn.
[ There's a brief, worrying moment where Dorian looks a little turned on at the idea of all that pain. Thankfully for everybody's sensibilities, he very quickly shoves that horny on main expression beneath a practiced smirk.
He gives Annie a nod of acknowledgement before clicking off the camera.
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If you hurt him on purpose, though? I'll duct tape you to a chair and make you listen to Miley Cyrus on repeat while I skin you with my teeth. I can't kill you? Fucking good, D. Just gives me more to work with. I can eat a human in four minutes flat, bet I could chew you apart six or seven times before I got full. [The warmest smile] Don't forget the popcorn.
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He gives Annie a nod of acknowledgement before clicking off the camera.
Christ, he can't wait for movie night. ]