"Of course I did," Dorian scoffs, like it's a stupid question. "You know, you can buy the Kama Sutra on Amazon these days."

Granted, and he's keeping this part to himself, Dorian was terribly hipster, finding a copy of the book to read before the advent of Jeff Bezos and mass-market shipping. But Annie doesn't need to know that.

He scoots forward, still massaging her feet as he does so. "Have anything particular in mind?"